Top Ten Funny (and Real) Horse Names

Arrrrr - A great name to call your horse if you want the commentator to sound like he's screaming for his life!

Horsey McHorseFace - The one and only. No, not Chesney Hawkes. Horsey McHorseFace was named in homage to 'Boaty McBoatface, the controversial winner of a competition to name a ship in the UK. Horsey McHorseFace has actually won a race, so you must take him seriously!


Ha Ha Ha - Hehehe

Flat Fleet Feet - The 'she sell seashells' of the horse racing world

Hoof Hearted - It wasn't me!

Passing Wind - We all do it

Pianist - Careful how you say it!

Hoarse - Clever or corny. Either way hoarse is a real horse

Mywifenoseverything - Oh really?

Thewifedoesntknow - Phew!