Horsey McHorseFace - The one and only. No, not Chesney Hawkes. Horsey McHorseFace was named in homage to 'Boaty McBoatface, the controversial winner of a competition to name a ship in the UK. Horsey McHorseFace has actually won a race, so you must take him seriously!
Ha Ha Ha - Hehehe
Flat Fleet Feet - The 'she sell seashells' of the horse racing world
Hoof Hearted - It wasn't me!
Passing Wind - We all do it
Pianist - Careful how you say it!
Hoarse - Clever or corny. Either way hoarse is a real horse
Mywifenoseverything - Oh really?
Thewifedoesntknow - Phew!
